Make no difference, hella no, make no difference, hella no, to me

As Robert Pirsig said, "That's the problem. Where to start?" (This is the bit where you assume that I am up to my ears in stuff to write, but i decieve you and it's not that at all.)These damn college essays. I cannot get going on this thing because we have to write an outline. An outline! I have found in my relatively limited experience that stuff like this is generally done when one is left to their own devices. However, it would seem that I have to give up mine and use someone else's devices. So if you've seen my devices laying about anywhere, let me know, or if you are the culprit who has my devices, Give them back!This as some might say, "el-jay" is an excellent method of distracting myself from what really needs to be done. I engage the world with procrastination my sword and excuses my shield.All y'all have a good evenin,' y'hear?Cheers