There was a movie, normally I'd call that a film, But it moved me, and that didn't rhyme with film.

This is the new version of steve's refrigerator.Which I am looking at right now.And it is damn hott and sexxy.In that late-eighties early nineties kind of way.Awesome.As is "Team America: World Police" which, i might add is the dumbest and most vulgar film I have ever seen and, consiquently, I laughed myself to tears. Seeing puppets get their guts blown apart and puppets have hot wild sexx and puppets throwing up for several minutes on end is enough to make everyone's day, yeah?Cheers mates, today was the best pep rally EVERNight.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAR...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZARSKI!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've just been reading stolen scooter listings for some reason, and for a particular Vespa, the former owner wrote "some bitch ass stole my shit... i'm gonna kill the mother fucker if i find them!" as an additional comment. Quite, er, verbose, for the owner of a mid sixties vespa.Anyway, I found it amusing.It was great to hear from Dierdre last night. It seems blazingly obvious now that Italy is 'where it's at,' as it were. I am excessively envious.Tomorrow off...that's cool.Going to watch eternal sunshine now.Cheers, y'all.

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Where the hell is your angel pointing?

Work was pleasently busy this evening. It would have been utter chaos without Chris watching my back. Chris- you da man.Come home to find my mom asleep in the living room, my godfather (Gerry) barely speaking, my godmother (Annie) as plastered as they come, and Jon trying desperately to clean dishes while listening to Annie say some mean things that she maybe shouldn't. But hey. In the stupor of alcohol, one's true opinions are made known, yeah? Looks like they had a good night. I am not sure which is more amusing- to have been here watching the progression of the evening, or to come home at quarter after twelve and find it this way.Maybe getting my motorscooter tomorrow. Cheers to that, anyway.I think cheers has been said enough in this house tonight to go just fine without me saying it again.Happy one-o-five in the morning on the tenth of october.

You can keep my things, they've come to take me home

I hope everyone had an excessively productive and enjoyable day off... I add a completely obvious and in all other ways useless comment noting how nice the weather was....What a beautiful day!Carnegie Mellon has officially taken the lead in terms of colleges I just might kill to go to. The bulidings are beautiful, the people are nice, the curriculum is great, I am not smart enough to get in, and it costs too much. There. The good and the bad all in one breath. If somehow the stars align and I managed to get in, I think I would be one of the happier people you are liable to meet.In closing, a joke I've just read:Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer.""No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food.""I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not fucking going!"***Ah. Delightfully corny.Well now. Paying no regard to what all ye critics say (ahemsteveanddan) I am off to read more of Angels and Demons That damn book is a page turner. Goodnight.

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I just downloaded one of those clients- so that i don't haveto get on the website whenever i just want to update. Looking forward to the three-day-ness of this weekend. Going to Pittsburgh tomorrow to tour the enigmatic and altogether-above-me Carnegie Mellon. Amazing how I can pick the schools to which I have the smallest chance of, or, if I am honest with myself, no chance of gaining admittance. Worth a shot anyway.Everyone have a wonderful evening. Cheers!